He just sits his ass down on all those buttons that could or could not be firing lasers into space
Flower Mimicry: the Crab spider
This beauty is a purple form of Epicadus heterogaster, a South American species of spider in the Thomisidae Family. Due to its shape, Epicadus heterogaster is commonly named Crab spider and Flower spider.
These fascinating spiders mimic an orchid (or a flower), so to feed they no need great efforts and just have to wait patiently on a plant to insects come to the “flower” in search of nectar, then insects are promptly eaten by the spider.
Photo credit: ©Geoff Gallice
Locality: Yaupi, Morona-Santiago, Ecuador
I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great
There really isn’t a shittier feeling than knowing you’re probably someone’s second best option, only chosen for convenience and availability. It’s even worse when you convince yourself that that’s probably the case in most of your relationships.